fez fezzz fezzzzz

in salt lake city there are fire hydrants that look like shriners:


my only real knowledge of shriners is watching them drive around in miniature cars during fourth-of-july parades. a couple years ago, i found one of their fezzes on the ground, which became a nice prop for photos. i used to have a great picture of my dad in it, but i think it was from a disposable camera & i don't have it on my computer.
you can try to imagine it; it looked something like this: